Not evil, simply incompetent

As anticipated, Donald Trump’s first 100 days in workplace have been an unprecedented success. The border is closed, markets are shaking out the final remnants of the Biden stoop, and Rosie O’Donnell moved to Eire. The arc of worldwide commerce coverage is bending firmly within the route of justice. This week we realized that Trump has personally saved 258 million lives by means of his efforts to crack down on fentanyl trafficking, based on Legal professional Normal Pam Bondi. On Wednesday, the president scored a momentous victory for hardworking American households by resolving to finish the scourge of spoiled little ladies who torture their mother and father with incessant calls for for extra stuff. “Effectively, perhaps the kids may have 2 dolls as an alternative of 30 dolls,” Trump informed a gaggle of childless liberal reporters on the White Home. Their feeble minds could not probably perceive this president’s limitless empathy or his laudable disdain for overconsumption. They assume we should always simply give all our cash to communists, or worse, the filthy Canadians. By no means!