The way to prepare dinner a Thanksgiving turkey: Don’t.

Right this moment, tens of millions of Americans will partake in a nationwide ritual many of us say we don’t particularly take pleasure in or discover which means in. We are going to collectively eat greater than 40 million turkeys — factory farmed and closely engineered animals that bear scant resemblance to the wild birds which were apocryphally written into the Thanksgiving story. (The primary Thanksgiving most likely didn’t have turkey.) And we’ll do all of it regardless that turkey meat is extensively thought of flavorless and unpalatable.