Ultrawoke ‘The Bride!’ Flops Planetwide, Might Lose $90 Million

When will Hollywood get the message that even woketards received’t pay to see woketard films like The Bride!?

Left-wing Hollywood has spent the final ten years slipping woketardery into each conceivable style, together with Pixar cartoons aimed toward queering youngsters and massively standard franchises aimed toward feminizing all the pieces, and all of it flops.

The Bride! was overtly marketed as a man-hating feminist piece of woketardery, and even then no woketards got here. And do you wish to know why? As a result of the liberal white ladies who make up a lot of the Woke Brigade care solely about themselves. The furthest factor from their minds helps a sister out — the sister on this case being author and director Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Why would the woke brigade assist Maggie Gyllenhaal obtain a triumphant (or no less than a not-humiliating) opening weekend after they have an excessive amount of self-care deliberate: scorching yoga and Häagen-Dazs and social media influencing and appletinis and a bottle wine in a scorching bathtub and that battery-operated factor that doesn’t mansplain or manspread.…

Between manufacturing and promotion, Warner Bros. spent round $180 million on The Bride! The outcome was a gap weekend so catastrophic that the film will enter the pantheon of iconic flops like Battlefield Earth and Howard the Duck. Domestically, regardless of a large launch on 3,304 screens, The Bride! divebombed at a pathetic $7.26 million. The abroad gross was much more humiliating, a mere $6.3 million for a worldwide haul of $13.6 million.

How dangerous is that $13.6 million international take? A mere 5 days in the past, the “consultants” informed us The Bride! would make $40 million worldwide. Now they’re telling us the film might lose $90 million. Oddly sufficient, although, of their “professional” evaluation of why the film flopped, none of them can convey themselves to inform the reality about how off-putting woke misandry is on the field workplace…